five two seven

times are hard, walking is harder.
Jul 09
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Fishermans Wharf
Fishermans Wharf
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You have to pay to use the bathroom.
You have to pay to use the bathroom.
Jul 07
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Now tell me that’s not the perfect frown. That’s so perfect.
— Carly, holding a picture of herself
Jul 01
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That’s right, sexmusic. I knew I wasn’t the only one. And yes, this is still your ringtone.

sexmusic:

crazy bitch // buckcherry
Jun 26
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I woke up one time naked and there were Slim Jim wrappers all over the place. I must’ve really gone to town.
— Ashley
Jun 25
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What?
What?
Jun 24
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Compliments of Ms Fancypants. This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube. Enjoy.
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(206): got weed?
(425): I’m really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I’m taking away your phone.
(206): sorry mom…
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(330): First off: I’m drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren’t a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Jun 20
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(337): i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike “hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?” he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(913): You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin’ hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
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Rachel Ondejko
Jun 19
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MY SISTER DREW THIS. Then screen printed it onto a tshirt.
MY SISTER DREW THIS. Then screen printed it onto a tshirt.
Jun 17
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Yesterday, every time I chewed a piece of zebra gum, I put the tattoos all over my arm. Not only did I wake up with them all over my face, but now everyone knows I didn’t shower today.
— Bekah, sister