Fishermans Wharf
five two seven
times are hard, walking is harder.
Jul 09
You have to pay to use the bathroom.
Jul 07
“ Now tell me that’s not the perfect frown. That’s so perfect.
— Carly, holding a picture of herself
Jul 01
Jun 26
“ I woke up one time naked and there were Slim Jim wrappers all over the place. I must’ve really gone to town.
— Ashley
Jun 25
What?
Jun 24
Compliments of Ms Fancypants. This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube. Enjoy.
(206): got weed?
(425): I’m really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I’m taking away your phone.
(206): sorry mom…
(330): First off: I’m drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren’t a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Jun 20
(337): i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike “hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?” he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
(913): You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin’ hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Jun 19
MY SISTER DREW THIS. Then screen printed it onto a tshirt.
Jun 17
“ Yesterday, every time I chewed a piece of zebra gum, I put the tattoos all over my arm. Not only did I wake up with them all over my face, but now everyone knows I didn’t shower today.
— Bekah, sister
