five two seven

times are hard, walking is harder.
Nov 08
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I CANNOT decide which skin to get for my phone. I want them both but that’s just not going to work. Sooooo…… People who actually read this:

Which one should I get?

Nov 04
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There’s a baby bat on the ground!

There’s a baby bat on the ground!

Nov 01
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The cork to this wine says WOOOH! all over it. Minus the random COUGH.

The cork to this wine says WOOOH! all over it. Minus the random COUGH.

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Wow! The kids!

Wow! The kids!

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Yeeeeaaaahhhh….. Lindsay. Seriously? You won’t return my calls but you’re okay with making out with Muffin Top over here?!

Yeeeeaaaahhhh….. Lindsay. Seriously? You won’t return my calls but you’re okay with making out with Muffin Top over here?!

Oct 28
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I’m thinking your birthday party should be at a bar. That way when you get all schwasted, I can just put you in a cab. Thoughts?
— My lovely wife
Oct 26
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Funny every time.

Funny every time.

Oct 25
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This is how far I have to walk up to my apartment EVERYDAY.

This is how far I have to walk up to my apartment EVERYDAY.

Oct 24
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I just want to go to the grocery store - it’s where I feel one with the world!
— Caitlin
Oct 20
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(425): I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.

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Now all she has to do is point to the fridge when there is a difference of opinion.

Now all she has to do is point to the fridge when there is a difference of opinion.

Oct 19
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“Turn  your cell phone into a banana phone!
Banana phone covers fit bar and flip style cell phones approximately 1 3/4” x 5 inches or smaller. Wide phones like the iphone or blackberry do not fit well.”
There’s a holster, too. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten a blackberry.

“Turn  your cell phone into a banana phone!

Banana phone covers fit bar and flip style cell phones approximately 1 3/4” x 5 inches or smaller. Wide phones like the iphone or blackberry do not fit well.”

There’s a holster, too. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten a blackberry.

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Inverted Heel Shoes by Marc Jacobs
What?

Inverted Heel Shoes by Marc Jacobs

What?

Oct 17
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Terrible picture but this girl has a HUGE nose.

Terrible picture but this girl has a HUGE nose.

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