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2009

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January 18

2008

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January 40

2007

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“I could shave my legs and make wigs for children with...”
— Brian
Sep 27th
Mick Boogie remixes Peter Bjorn & John’s last album...
Sep 25th
Who comes up with these tag lines?!! Maybelline vibrating...
Sep 24th
You know those moments when you see something for sale and...
Sep 24th
“I don’t go gay for pay, I go gay for ankle boots!”
— Nea
Sep 20th
Listen Listen
Brand New - Daisy. This album is just what I was expecting.
Sep 19th
Target is worth the drive.
Sep 16th
Puppy purses are out. Fish are in.
Sep 15th

FML

Wife: I've got bug bites up the wazoo!
Mom: I don't wanna see your wazoo!
Wife: Nobody sees my wazoo!
Mom: Speaking of wazoo, I'm wearing new panties!
Wife: Ohh! Where did you get them?
Mom: (Shows Caitlin her underwear)
Wife: Oh, I love navy and pink.
Sep 14th
Sep 11th
Sep 11th
Sometimes, if I get bummed out, I just read all of my eBay feedback. Lame, I know, but reading 239...
Sep 11th
Sep 9th
I open my Firefox and this is what I see. Guess who was...
Sep 5th
txtsfrmlstnght: (248): i’m wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding. I’m...
Sep 2nd
txtsfrmlstnght: (757): my sex list reads like a who’s who of mcdonald’s general managers
Sep 2nd