They turned the heat on early!
five two seven
times are hard, walking is harder.
Oct 15
Oct 14
Perfect dinner.
Oct 13
Mad computer work today. There are now 5 computers in my apartment.
Oct 10
Homemade monte cristo.
Saturday in style.
Oct 08
First time I’ve seen someone smoke through A BIKE.
The parking in Chicago is ridiculous.
Drunk guy ON the train tracks. He wouldn’t listen to anyone, he just kept stumbling around. Then the train started coming. I freaked out and grabbed him by the shoulders. Two other guys and I tried to pull him up but he was too heavy so we just held him back against the platform. The train stopped just before it got to our point and someone went to get the person at the station. Finally, the police came and I got on a train to go to work and WASN’T EVEN LATE. I guess I left earlier than I thought I did. And that was my morning.
Oct 07
I really do judge people on their grammar.
(919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! “Your” is for something that belongs to you, like ‘your herpes’. And “you’re” is a contraction for “you are”, like “you’re not sleeping with me”.
Oct 06
WANT.
Oct 04
“ Well I don’t take no for an answer so if she’s not gay, she will be.
— Caitlin
Oct 02
I JUST realized what’s in the middle of the table. LiLo, I’m proud disappointed.
(via llohan)
Sep 27
“ I could shave my legs and make wigs for children with cancer.
— Brian
